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WELL FOR ONE, SHE’S A WHORE. PROBABLY WASN’T CONTENDED FUCKING MY ASSHOLE OF A FATHER SO SHE BRIBED THIS PIG GLOATED WITH FILTHY MONEY SO THAT SHE CAN HAVE HER PATHETIC NOSE JOB. I DON’T BLAME HER ON THAT, SHE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING GORILLA WITH A BIG MOUTH, GIVEN THAT IT FUCKED MORE DICK THAN THAT SEWER SHE CALL HER PUSSY.
SECOND, SHE’S GOT THIS PEANUT SHE CALLS HER BRAIN. THEN SHE BLAMES ME BECAUSE HER LITTLE HEAD DIDN’T GET TO FINISH A GOOD COLLEGE AND I DID. WELL BITCH, STOP INJECTING CRAP ON YOUR GODFORSAKEN FACE AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND LEARN GOOD PROPER ENGLISH INSTEAD OF OPENING YOUR MOUTH FOR COCK.
THEN SHE KEEPS RUBBING MY ASS OFF WITH HOW SHE’S SO FUCKING IMPORTANT CUZ SHE’S PROVIDING EVERYTHING I NEEDED. WELL YOU DUMBFUCKINGASS, I DON’T GIVE ONE BIT OF MY SHIT ABOUT YOUR PUSSY MONEY, YOU CAN SHOVE THAT CASH UP YOUR BIG FUCKING NOSE FOR ALL I CARE. SHE’LL PROBABLY FUCK GOD TO WIN HER WAY TO SHITTY HEAVEN AND I BET YOUR ASS SHE USE ROSARY BEADS AND THE CROSS AS DILDOS AT NIGHT.
YOU JUST WAIT BITCH, IF YOU THINK YOUR MOTHER’S BEEN GIVING YOU HELL, YOU CAN’T IMAGINE WHAT I’M GONNA FUCKING DO ONCE I SNAP.
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THIS IS MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION - FUNNY THAT
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